1 00:00:58,505 --> 00:01:00,438 I'm not gonna bullshit you. 2 00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:03,741 It was the greatest party in the history of the world. 3 00:01:03,743 --> 00:01:07,544 My boss used to say, "the road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." 4 00:01:07,546 --> 00:01:09,412 Maybe it did. 5 00:01:09,414 --> 00:01:11,580 One thing's for sure, it was the ultimate escape 6 00:01:11,582 --> 00:01:14,516 from a fucked up city in a fucked up time. 7 00:01:14,518 --> 00:01:18,319 But like any great escape, it never lasts. 8 00:01:18,321 --> 00:01:20,154 One moment it's all around you 9 00:01:20,156 --> 00:01:23,190 and the next, it's gone forever. 10 00:01:33,434 --> 00:01:36,668 It was the late '70s, and everybody was screwed. 11 00:01:36,670 --> 00:01:38,803 The recession, the mile-long lines at the station, 12 00:01:38,805 --> 00:01:41,305 the hostage crisis in Iran. 13 00:01:41,307 --> 00:01:44,775 When I look back at it now, it's crazy I can remember any of it. 14 00:01:44,777 --> 00:01:48,211 It feels like flashes from somebody else's life. 15 00:01:48,213 --> 00:01:50,846 We were all looking for a way out, some place to go, 16 00:01:50,848 --> 00:01:55,083 some place to belong. Nobody knew where, especially me. 17 00:01:55,085 --> 00:02:00,488 There I am, Shane O'Shea. I was 19 years old and I had nothing. 18 00:02:00,490 --> 00:02:03,290 Now, my dad would say I had more than he did at my age, 19 00:02:03,292 --> 00:02:06,459 but fillin' gas tanks at a Jersey City station, 20 00:02:06,461 --> 00:02:08,627 goin' to the same dive with the same gang, 21 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:11,696 tryin' to pick up on the same chicks was not tons of fun. 22 00:02:17,235 --> 00:02:19,168 Sorry. 23 00:02:21,172 --> 00:02:23,805 I'm sorry. 24 00:02:23,807 --> 00:02:27,608 It's just that-- look at you, you're so... 25 00:02:27,610 --> 00:02:29,576 You wanna go out tomorrow? 26 00:02:29,578 --> 00:02:33,780 I know this place where the pizza's dynamite. 27 00:02:33,782 --> 00:02:36,649 What? I'm from Montclair, right? 28 00:02:36,651 --> 00:02:38,851 And you're from Jersey City. 29 00:02:38,853 --> 00:02:40,886 Yeah. 30 00:02:40,888 --> 00:02:44,356 So I don't go out with guys from Jersey City. 31 00:02:44,358 --> 00:02:45,890 Oh. 32 00:02:48,127 --> 00:02:51,128 I knew the real place to be was right across the river. 33 00:02:51,130 --> 00:02:53,697 But it seemed like another world. 34 00:02:53,699 --> 00:02:55,665 I used to go there with my mom. 35 00:02:55,667 --> 00:02:57,433 She did makeup for this TV show 36 00:02:57,435 --> 00:02:59,868 and took me to work with her a couple times. 37 00:02:59,870 --> 00:03:03,805 I loved being around the stars. It was like magic. 38 00:03:03,807 --> 00:03:07,475 My mother always told me I could be anything I wanted to be. 39 00:03:07,477 --> 00:03:09,577 Mom died when I was 12. 40 00:03:12,181 --> 00:03:14,781 This was Dad. His idea of the good life 41 00:03:14,783 --> 00:03:18,885 was a can of Schlitz and Carol Burnett on the tube. 42 00:03:18,887 --> 00:03:22,154 I had to get out of there. 43 00:03:22,156 --> 00:03:23,876 I had to make a change. 44 00:03:26,459 --> 00:03:28,559 All right, all right, all right! 45 00:03:30,729 --> 00:03:32,829 Move over. 46 00:03:32,831 --> 00:03:34,730 What? What you laughin' at? 47 00:03:34,732 --> 00:03:36,798 What's with the hair? What do you got, the new look? 48 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:39,700 Look at this guy! Look at this guy! Where's my hair? 49 00:03:39,702 --> 00:03:43,704 What are you talkin' about? You look like Vidal Sassoon. 50 00:03:43,706 --> 00:03:46,173 If you don't look good-- We don't look good. 51 00:04:01,722 --> 00:04:05,957 Shit. I should have borrowed my brother's platforms. 52 00:04:05,959 --> 00:04:08,459 Do I look short? No, you look all right. Fix your collar. 53 00:04:08,461 --> 00:04:10,527 I don't know, man. 54 00:04:10,529 --> 00:04:13,763 You better have put on new underwear. Get the fuck outta here! 55 00:04:13,765 --> 00:04:15,831 Hey, you guys, you guys, you guys. 56 00:04:15,833 --> 00:04:19,968 Before we go in, check it out. 57 00:04:19,970 --> 00:04:22,403 Oh, take me home ba-- Who are they? 58 00:04:22,405 --> 00:04:24,538 That's Julie Black from All of My Children. She's my fuckin' dream girl. 59 00:04:24,540 --> 00:04:28,241 Julie Black. She's from Alpine. My aunt does her ma's hair. 60 00:04:28,243 --> 00:04:30,276 Saw her once, too, hangin' out at the Alpine Inn. 61 00:04:30,278 --> 00:04:32,878 Alpine Inn? We should stake her out. 62 00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:35,714 Where was this taken, anyway? 63 00:04:35,716 --> 00:04:38,349 54. 64 00:04:38,351 --> 00:04:41,218 You know, Studio 54. Ain't you never heard of it? 65 00:04:41,220 --> 00:04:43,220 That place is full of freaks. And girls. 66 00:04:43,222 --> 00:04:45,222 And fags. Come on, you guys. 67 00:04:45,224 --> 00:04:49,726 Listen, you know who was there last night? Jacqueline Bisset. 68 00:04:49,728 --> 00:04:52,328 You know who she is? Yeah, I fucked her. 69 00:04:54,765 --> 00:04:57,565 All right, you turkeys can stay here and rot, for all I care, 70 00:04:57,567 --> 00:05:00,734 but I'm gonna go see if I can get a look at Olivia. 71 00:05:00,736 --> 00:05:02,402 Olivia Newton-John? 72 00:05:02,404 --> 00:05:06,305 Ow-oooh! We ain't there yet? 73 00:05:06,307 --> 00:05:09,341 Fuck you, Jersey! 74 00:05:17,983 --> 00:05:19,515 Shit. 75 00:05:19,517 --> 00:05:21,650 We'll save you a place in line. Hey, wait! 76 00:05:21,652 --> 00:05:24,532 You m-- You gonna leave me here with these freaks? 77 00:05:30,692 --> 00:05:32,691 Oh, my God. Hey! 78 00:05:35,729 --> 00:05:39,397 Step back. 79 00:05:39,399 --> 00:05:40,831 Hey! 80 00:05:52,377 --> 00:05:55,778 I can't let you in here. You're wearing an ascot. You look like an asshole. 81 00:05:58,649 --> 00:06:03,351 No. Go home. Sorry. No. 82 00:06:03,353 --> 00:06:06,287 - Hey, come on! - Over there. 83 00:06:10,293 --> 00:06:12,526 That's us. Go in, go in. 84 00:06:12,528 --> 00:06:17,430 Excuse me. Excuse me, he just pointed at us. 85 00:06:17,432 --> 00:06:20,032 Okay, just you. What? Say what? 86 00:06:20,034 --> 00:06:22,334 Just you, not him. 87 00:06:22,336 --> 00:06:24,069 Ladies-- Hey, man, he's my friend. You can't-- 88 00:06:24,071 --> 00:06:28,039 Girls, please, stand back, please. Step back, please. 89 00:06:28,041 --> 00:06:29,974 Step back. 90 00:06:29,976 --> 00:06:34,078 Oh, my God. Don't be a spaz, man. Go for it. 91 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:36,413 All right, but don't wait for me. I'll find my way home. 92 00:06:36,415 --> 00:06:40,450 - Okay, you guys, come on. - Go in, go in. 93 00:06:40,452 --> 00:06:42,385 No, not you. 94 00:06:42,387 --> 00:06:47,523 Please. Hey! Take your fuckin' hands off me, you jive-ass turkey! 95 00:06:47,525 --> 00:06:50,325 Fuckin' gorilla! Fuck you! Sorry, guy. 96 00:06:50,327 --> 00:06:52,760 Steve! Hey, Steve! What? 97 00:06:52,762 --> 00:06:55,562 Not with that shirt. 98 00:06:55,564 --> 00:06:58,398 Hey! 99 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:00,440 I said, not with that shirt. 100 00:07:02,537 --> 00:07:04,803 That's your ticket in, man. 101 00:07:17,816 --> 00:07:20,850 You're hot! 102 00:07:20,852 --> 00:07:23,752 That's how you get in. Welcome to my party, handsome. 103 00:07:25,956 --> 00:07:28,823 Go for it, Shane! 104 00:07:58,120 --> 00:08:00,687 You wanna check that bod, sugar? 105 00:11:22,946 --> 00:11:25,146 Mirror, mirror on the wall. 106 00:11:25,148 --> 00:11:27,281 Who's the fairest of them all? 107 00:11:27,283 --> 00:11:31,184 Truman? Truman Capote, where are you? 108 00:11:31,186 --> 00:11:34,887 Here, sugar! There you are. 109 00:11:34,889 --> 00:11:38,357 In honor of your fantastic new face lift, 110 00:11:38,359 --> 00:11:42,661 I thought I'd get you a couple of things. 111 00:11:59,111 --> 00:12:02,946 And-- and to make sure that the lift sticks, 112 00:12:02,948 --> 00:12:06,249 I thought we should all "Knock On Wood." 113 00:13:19,879 --> 00:13:23,113 Whooo! 114 00:13:43,199 --> 00:13:46,433 ¶ I better knock, knock knock on wood 115 00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:52,872 Well, the thing about stars is, they're short. 116 00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:54,874 You talk to any of 'em? Kind of. 117 00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:57,076 Like who? Who? 118 00:13:57,078 --> 00:13:59,478 Like-- I don't know, but you should have seen all the photographers. 119 00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:02,180 I bet you I even got in one of their pictures. 120 00:14:02,182 --> 00:14:04,482 Think Farrah ever goes there? Maybe. 121 00:14:04,484 --> 00:14:06,417 And Lee Majors? Probably. 122 00:14:06,419 --> 00:14:09,586 What about Princess Grace? Sure, I bet she goes all the time. 123 00:14:09,588 --> 00:14:11,588 Really? Maybe we can touch her when she goes by. 124 00:14:11,590 --> 00:14:14,524 - And we'll tell her that Mom named us after her. - Hey, kids! 125 00:14:14,526 --> 00:14:16,459 Hey, Dad. 126 00:14:16,461 --> 00:14:21,464 Hey, baby. What? Hey, Dad, can I borrow the keys tonight? 127 00:14:21,466 --> 00:14:24,200 What for? Shane was in the city last night and he wants to go back. 128 00:14:24,202 --> 00:14:27,336 The city? Yeah, Shane was just telling us 129 00:14:27,338 --> 00:14:30,339 how he went to Studio 54 last night. 130 00:14:30,341 --> 00:14:34,009 Studio 54? That's that big disco everybody's talking about. 131 00:14:34,011 --> 00:14:36,311 Where all the stars go. Yeah, Dad, you shoulda seen it. 132 00:14:36,313 --> 00:14:38,479 Hey, I saw a star once-- Bob Hope. 133 00:14:38,481 --> 00:14:41,548 Did you see him there? 134 00:14:41,550 --> 00:14:44,617 Thanks for the memories, Dad, but it wasn't a Korean War show. 135 00:14:44,619 --> 00:14:46,852 So Shane, tell him about that black lady you danced with. 136 00:14:46,854 --> 00:14:48,153 Yeah, she was up on this bridge, singing 137 00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:49,320 and she looked right down at me. 138 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:52,389 A negro? Yeah. 139 00:14:55,927 --> 00:14:58,961 What else, Shane? Well, I went up into the balcony. 140 00:14:58,963 --> 00:15:00,495 It was pretty-- 141 00:15:04,367 --> 00:15:07,034 It was pretty... dark. 142 00:15:13,909 --> 00:15:16,342 Outside the compound they were burning an effigy 143 00:15:16,344 --> 00:15:17,876 of President Carter. 144 00:15:17,878 --> 00:15:21,245 They were chanting, "Death to Carter." 145 00:16:00,351 --> 00:16:03,018 He's right out there in the hallway if you want to see him for yourself. 146 00:16:03,020 --> 00:16:06,488 He's gorgeous? Gorgeous? He's gorgeous. Look for yourself. 147 00:16:12,562 --> 00:16:15,563 What's two plus two? Huh? 148 00:16:15,565 --> 00:16:19,099 You'll be fine. You're right, he's gorgeous. 149 00:16:19,101 --> 00:16:21,568 Come on in. 150 00:16:21,570 --> 00:16:25,071 Where do bad little bartenders go if they don't go to hell first? 151 00:16:25,073 --> 00:16:28,374 Xenon. Right. A fate worse than death. 152 00:16:28,376 --> 00:16:31,343 So, as of tonight, 153 00:16:31,345 --> 00:16:35,547 the new bartender will be... 154 00:16:35,549 --> 00:16:38,449 Rhett. Choice. 155 00:16:38,451 --> 00:16:41,552 Oh, and we got a new busboy. His name is Shane. 156 00:16:41,554 --> 00:16:45,355 Shane! Shane, come here, come here. 157 00:16:48,426 --> 00:16:51,326 Couldn't find the right size. 158 00:16:51,328 --> 00:16:55,662 And remember, it's you boys who are truly 159 00:16:55,664 --> 00:16:57,430 New York's finest. 160 00:16:58,666 --> 00:17:02,300 One Chablis. Hey, kid! 161 00:17:04,504 --> 00:17:08,071 Chablis. So, uh, what'll it be? 162 00:17:09,374 --> 00:17:12,308 What'll it be? 163 00:17:12,310 --> 00:17:14,677 Where did they get you, Rocky? Philadelphia? 164 00:17:14,679 --> 00:17:17,279 No talkin' to the animals, busboy. 165 00:17:17,281 --> 00:17:18,747 Hang in there, baby. 166 00:17:22,052 --> 00:17:24,652 Greg, man, can you help me please? 167 00:17:24,654 --> 00:17:27,087 This is how it works. 168 00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:29,589 Keep the bottles and the glasses off the dance floor. 169 00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:32,124 Now, remember, keep the champagne cold, and keep it flowing. 170 00:17:32,126 --> 00:17:34,226 You gotta pay attention to the V.I.P. area. 171 00:17:34,228 --> 00:17:37,062 Steve doesn't want 'em ever to have to pour champagne themselves. 172 00:17:37,064 --> 00:17:40,198 Now, listen up. 173 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:42,700 After everybody's all gone, you check the banquettes. 174 00:17:42,702 --> 00:17:44,768 We usually find some pretty good stuff. 175 00:17:44,770 --> 00:17:47,403 Is that Julie Black? 176 00:17:47,405 --> 00:17:50,005 Think so. Ready? Yeah. 177 00:18:07,688 --> 00:18:10,755 Hey, Fiorucci! How are you? 178 00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:13,390 You know, I'm such a big fan of yours. Your windows are great. 179 00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:16,326 Grazie. Thank you. Great. 180 00:18:20,131 --> 00:18:23,532 You're so Italian and adorable, I wanna eat you with a spoon. 181 00:18:23,534 --> 00:18:25,433 Come. 182 00:18:33,109 --> 00:18:38,044 I really gotta get out of here and get some sleep, I swear. 183 00:18:39,514 --> 00:18:42,594 Hey. Hey, Stevie! Hey, pussycat. 184 00:18:44,418 --> 00:18:46,484 Hey. 185 00:18:49,455 --> 00:18:51,822 Pleasure doin' business with ya, paisano. 186 00:18:53,692 --> 00:18:55,652 Thanks. All right. All right? No problem. 187 00:19:48,241 --> 00:19:49,840 You know, I'd say it was this big. 188 00:19:49,842 --> 00:19:52,442 Oh, stop. No, at least. 189 00:19:52,444 --> 00:19:56,312 Did you get his number? It ain't the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean. 190 00:19:56,314 --> 00:19:58,247 Did your mother teach you that? His father. 191 00:19:58,249 --> 00:20:00,749 He sounds kinda defensive to me. 192 00:20:00,751 --> 00:20:03,384 Hey, I think we're freaking the new kid out. 193 00:20:03,386 --> 00:20:07,554 Hey, how'd you do tonight? Good. I made quite a bit, I think. 194 00:20:07,556 --> 00:20:12,658 He doesn't mean the tips. You went up to the balcony with Patti, hmm? 195 00:20:12,660 --> 00:20:14,760 Word gets around fast, I guess. 196 00:20:14,762 --> 00:20:19,464 So, did she do the accent? Um, so how was she? 197 00:20:19,466 --> 00:20:22,467 Really great, you know. She's a model. 198 00:20:22,469 --> 00:20:25,369 Really? Have we seen her in anything? 199 00:20:25,371 --> 00:20:28,572 - Yeah, Vogue. - French Vogue. 200 00:20:28,574 --> 00:20:30,640 Yeah, she told me Cosmo. 201 00:20:30,642 --> 00:20:32,775 - She told me Women's Wear Daily. - Hey, listen, 202 00:20:32,777 --> 00:20:34,777 I don't care if it was Sears and Roebuck. It was hot. 203 00:20:34,779 --> 00:20:38,847 She told you Women's Wear Daily? Stop! 204 00:20:38,849 --> 00:20:41,883 Ooh, I feel a fight comin' on. 205 00:20:41,885 --> 00:20:44,485 No, no way, sister. 206 00:20:44,487 --> 00:20:46,753 - And the extra plate. - Yeah. 207 00:20:46,755 --> 00:20:49,856 All right, cough it up. There we go. 208 00:20:49,858 --> 00:20:54,493 Hey, don't take anything until everybody puts their stuff down. 209 00:20:54,495 --> 00:20:57,295 Didn't you get anything? Oh, wait. 210 00:20:59,198 --> 00:21:03,366 Hello, friend. 211 00:21:07,805 --> 00:21:10,172 We make... 212 00:21:10,174 --> 00:21:13,375 Every night. 213 00:21:13,377 --> 00:21:15,176 Whew. 214 00:21:15,178 --> 00:21:18,279 And that would be before Uncle Sam gets his teeth into it. 215 00:21:18,281 --> 00:21:22,616 Well, let me put it this way-- what the I.R.S. doesn't know won't hurt them. 216 00:21:22,618 --> 00:21:25,652 You can dance with a celebrity 217 00:21:25,654 --> 00:21:31,424 or a garbage collector or a female impersonator, you know. 218 00:21:31,426 --> 00:21:35,394 The secret is, is that I'm kind of a philosopher. 219 00:21:35,396 --> 00:21:39,498 I understand that the path of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. 220 00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:41,566 Do you ever read Blake? I have. 221 00:21:41,568 --> 00:21:43,467 Yeah, I love Blake. That's always-- 222 00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:46,203 Tiger, tiger, burning bright. 223 00:21:46,205 --> 00:21:48,538 You see his eyes? It looked like he was on something. 224 00:21:48,540 --> 00:21:50,606 He's just tired. 225 00:21:50,608 --> 00:21:53,442 I don't think you should go back there, buddy. 226 00:21:53,444 --> 00:21:54,943 Yeah, right. 227 00:21:54,945 --> 00:21:57,478 I need you here with the girls when I work late. 228 00:21:57,480 --> 00:22:00,314 Dad, I work there. 229 00:22:00,316 --> 00:22:02,215 All them weirdos runnin' around like something 230 00:22:02,217 --> 00:22:03,749 out of National Geographic. You don't understand. 231 00:22:03,751 --> 00:22:05,550 Hey, I understand a lot more than you think. 232 00:22:05,552 --> 00:22:07,952 Female impersonators dancin' with negros. Dad... 233 00:22:07,954 --> 00:22:10,487 I don't think that a kid like you should be around that. 234 00:22:10,489 --> 00:22:12,722 What? I think you should be goin' to college. 235 00:22:12,724 --> 00:22:14,957 Dad. I flunked English. You could go on your wrestling. 236 00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:17,426 I never won! How could I go on my wrestling? 237 00:22:17,428 --> 00:22:19,227 I never hardly won. You don't belong there! 238 00:22:19,229 --> 00:22:23,364 Just shove it! Hey! Shane, come here! 239 00:22:23,366 --> 00:22:25,432 I am looking for American foxes... 240 00:22:25,434 --> 00:22:27,767 for their big American breasts. 241 00:23:00,498 --> 00:23:04,399 What will it... What will it be? 242 00:23:09,405 --> 00:23:11,338 Can you guys help clean up the bar? 243 00:23:11,340 --> 00:23:14,374 We are. 244 00:23:26,018 --> 00:23:28,752 Oh, looks like your wedding was dynamite! 245 00:23:28,754 --> 00:23:34,156 Oh, put this away. 246 00:23:34,158 --> 00:23:38,660 This is Anita's studio. Far out. 247 00:23:38,662 --> 00:23:41,529 - What's this? - Oh, these are just for motivation, 248 00:23:41,531 --> 00:23:44,398 like when you put a picture of a fat person on the fridge. 249 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:47,000 So play me something. Yeah, she's so unbelievable. 250 00:23:47,002 --> 00:23:50,169 Honey, play something for him. Oh, no, no, I'm really tired. 251 00:23:50,171 --> 00:23:53,037 I'm really, really tired. I mean, I've been screaming all night. 252 00:23:56,075 --> 00:23:58,775 Okay, I'll play something simple. 253 00:24:38,947 --> 00:24:40,746 I can't do this. 254 00:24:40,748 --> 00:24:43,148 That was excellent. 255 00:24:43,150 --> 00:24:45,750 No, it wasn't. 256 00:24:49,922 --> 00:24:51,621 Shane, follow me. 257 00:24:58,896 --> 00:25:02,163 This place is bad, man. You can just stay as long as you want. 258 00:25:02,165 --> 00:25:06,000 Really? Mi casa es tu casa. 259 00:25:06,002 --> 00:25:10,804 And in mi casa, there are three basic food groups-- 260 00:25:10,806 --> 00:25:13,706 solids, liquids and hot smoke. 261 00:25:31,258 --> 00:25:33,858 Bye, Dad. 262 00:25:33,860 --> 00:25:35,759 Bye. 263 00:25:58,147 --> 00:26:02,916 Listen, Gracie, I'm sorry about leavin' you and Kelly like this, 264 00:26:02,918 --> 00:26:05,184 but I should have been out of the house two years ago. 265 00:26:05,186 --> 00:26:07,586 No shit, Shane. 266 00:26:42,086 --> 00:26:45,187 Yes, we want variety. Yes, you gotta toss the salad. 267 00:26:45,189 --> 00:26:49,591 But no, that doesn't mean letting whores and yids in like last night. 268 00:26:49,593 --> 00:26:51,859 They were your cousins, Stevie. I don't care... 269 00:26:51,861 --> 00:26:55,562 if it was my mother and my father, they looked like shit. 270 00:26:55,564 --> 00:26:59,032 Okay, Stevie. No, no, no "Okay, Stevie," no "cool its," come on. 271 00:26:59,034 --> 00:27:00,333 Family, my ass. Let's go. 272 00:27:00,335 --> 00:27:04,303 These fuckers are hot. What do you think? 273 00:27:04,305 --> 00:27:07,072 Fabulous, love. Now get outta here. 274 00:27:07,074 --> 00:27:11,009 Get outta here! Let's go! 275 00:27:11,011 --> 00:27:13,945 Hey, can I talk to you about maybe puttin' somebody on the list? 276 00:27:13,947 --> 00:27:16,147 No, man, you have to talk to Steve, 277 00:27:16,149 --> 00:27:19,750 and he's been working 72 hours straight, so you tread lightly. 278 00:27:19,752 --> 00:27:22,085 The I.R.S.? Oh, please. 279 00:27:22,087 --> 00:27:23,319 Even though you pay me like a cashier, 280 00:27:23,321 --> 00:27:25,154 I'm the accountant in this place 281 00:27:25,156 --> 00:27:27,189 and it's me who's going to go down with you if you get it 282 00:27:27,191 --> 00:27:28,957 by blabbing your big mouth all over the place. 283 00:27:28,959 --> 00:27:32,026 Do me a favor. Throw out that nasty weed of yours, 284 00:27:32,028 --> 00:27:34,795 because paranoia's setting in. 285 00:27:36,832 --> 00:27:40,300 Hi. Hi. 286 00:27:40,302 --> 00:27:44,770 How's the new kid? You need a little something for the night? 287 00:27:47,641 --> 00:27:51,776 Buck tells me you've been doing a good job. 288 00:27:53,212 --> 00:27:56,680 What sign are you? 289 00:27:56,682 --> 00:28:00,850 Uh, Cancer. Cancer. Good people, Cancers. 290 00:28:02,620 --> 00:28:04,086 What do you think, Viv? 291 00:28:04,088 --> 00:28:06,354 Crabs. 292 00:28:06,356 --> 00:28:10,791 Steve, um-- I wanted to talk to you about, uh-- 293 00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:14,794 I got some friends, and, um... 294 00:28:14,796 --> 00:28:18,264 I wanted to find out about maybe putting them on the list. 295 00:28:18,266 --> 00:28:20,799 Do they look like you? 296 00:28:20,801 --> 00:28:26,104 One's my cousin. Okay, let me explain something, kid, okay? 297 00:28:26,106 --> 00:28:29,240 Okay, once a month, the nephew of the King of Saudi Arabia, right, 298 00:28:29,242 --> 00:28:33,911 flies 7,000 miles to dance here for one night, all night, 299 00:28:33,913 --> 00:28:36,880 then gets back on his plane at sunrise. 300 00:28:36,882 --> 00:28:41,251 He tells me it's the only place on Earth that he feels totally free. 301 00:28:41,253 --> 00:28:45,088 So, naturally, I-- we... 302 00:28:45,090 --> 00:28:47,323 have a responsibility. 303 00:28:47,325 --> 00:28:52,127 So, I repeat, do they look like you? 304 00:28:53,997 --> 00:28:55,896 They're my friends. 305 00:28:58,333 --> 00:29:02,768 Fine. I'll put them on the list. 306 00:29:02,770 --> 00:29:04,436 But they better look like you. 307 00:29:08,041 --> 00:29:09,774 Thanks. 308 00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:03,888 Julie. 309 00:30:03,890 --> 00:30:07,825 You're a mess. Come here. 310 00:30:07,827 --> 00:30:09,326 I'm gonna fix you up. 311 00:30:12,497 --> 00:30:15,231 Hey, did you sleep with somebody to get your job? 312 00:30:15,233 --> 00:30:17,232 My job? Please. 313 00:30:19,803 --> 00:30:21,068 Here we go. 314 00:30:25,441 --> 00:30:29,742 Listen, Shane, you better watch how much you party, or you could get fired. 315 00:30:29,744 --> 00:30:31,310 Here. 316 00:30:31,312 --> 00:30:34,112 Ah, I don't do that crud. Nothin' up the nose. 317 00:30:34,114 --> 00:30:36,948 Come on, you need a little equalizer. 318 00:30:36,950 --> 00:30:40,017 Come on, you look like Stevie. 319 00:30:50,995 --> 00:30:53,762 Shane, look. It's Billie Austin. 320 00:30:53,764 --> 00:30:56,865 Billie? What's her deal? 321 00:30:56,867 --> 00:31:02,036 She knows everybody. Especially everybody in the music industry. 322 00:31:02,038 --> 00:31:05,358 Help me out. She's into coke. You wanna meet her? 323 00:31:29,830 --> 00:31:31,462 Look again, man. 324 00:31:31,464 --> 00:31:35,299 Shane invited us. Shane O'Shea, he works here. 325 00:31:35,301 --> 00:31:38,468 Come on, man. I'll give you my watch. Hey. 326 00:31:38,470 --> 00:31:41,070 Timex. 327 00:31:41,072 --> 00:31:43,305 Fuck this guy, man. Fuck this. 328 00:31:43,307 --> 00:31:45,827 Excuse me, get the fuck out of my way, please. 329 00:31:47,811 --> 00:31:52,980 Oh, thanks. Diana helped herself to the last of my snow. 330 00:31:52,982 --> 00:31:56,483 Ugh! Recording artists. 331 00:31:56,485 --> 00:31:59,586 Uh, you know, Anita's a recording artist too. Oh. 332 00:31:59,588 --> 00:32:02,121 Wonderful. What label? 333 00:32:04,058 --> 00:32:07,993 Well, I don't really have one yet. 334 00:32:07,995 --> 00:32:13,063 Oh. Oh. 335 00:32:13,065 --> 00:32:16,032 Well, send me a tape. I'd love to hear it. 336 00:32:16,034 --> 00:32:19,602 Oh, thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you! 337 00:32:19,604 --> 00:32:24,173 As a matter of fact, I think I have a tape here with me. 338 00:32:24,175 --> 00:32:26,441 Yeah, yeah. Here. 339 00:32:26,443 --> 00:32:29,410 The recording isn't that great, you know. 340 00:32:29,412 --> 00:32:31,578 This doobie's tan excellent. 341 00:32:31,580 --> 00:32:34,480 I just made it with, like, home equipment, and so-- 342 00:32:34,482 --> 00:32:36,381 Bye. 343 00:32:41,387 --> 00:32:45,055 ¶ I won't work for nobody but you 344 00:32:45,057 --> 00:32:46,423 They're cute. 345 00:32:46,425 --> 00:32:49,425 I just love discovering... 346 00:32:51,562 --> 00:32:54,162 new talent. 347 00:33:00,170 --> 00:33:01,869 Anthony? 348 00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:07,073 Hey, paisano! 349 00:33:07,075 --> 00:33:10,076 How you doin'? I really scored tonight, didn't I? 350 00:33:10,078 --> 00:33:13,979 All right, cowgirl. 351 00:33:13,981 --> 00:33:15,647 Put that on there. Easy, easy. 352 00:33:15,649 --> 00:33:18,650 Whoa! Anthony? 353 00:33:18,652 --> 00:33:22,086 Is it all there? Yeah, count it. 354 00:33:22,088 --> 00:33:24,321 Oh! How much they pay you to wait around for me? 355 00:33:24,323 --> 00:33:26,589 Enough. Yeah? You're Italian, right? 356 00:33:26,591 --> 00:33:28,657 Right on. Yeah? 357 00:33:28,659 --> 00:33:31,359 You ever need to increase your paycheck, you come to me. 358 00:33:31,361 --> 00:33:34,295 I got the best party favors in the place. 359 00:33:34,297 --> 00:33:36,463 All right? Yeah. 360 00:33:38,967 --> 00:33:40,466 Yeah! Ooh! 361 00:33:44,438 --> 00:33:47,338 You, uh-- Greg. 362 00:33:47,340 --> 00:33:49,440 Take it. Uh, but I have to-- 363 00:33:49,442 --> 00:33:52,075 Give it to him. 364 00:33:52,077 --> 00:33:55,011 Come on! You've-- You've... 365 00:33:55,013 --> 00:33:59,015 never seen my palace. 366 00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:04,720 Rhett-- when did he quit? 367 00:34:04,722 --> 00:34:06,488 Tonight. 368 00:34:06,490 --> 00:34:09,657 I'm crushed. He was incredible. 369 00:34:15,331 --> 00:34:20,500 Whoa. Cowboy, easy. Easy. 370 00:34:20,502 --> 00:34:24,237 Here, try this. 371 00:34:32,479 --> 00:34:36,414 Ooh, you learn fast. 372 00:34:36,416 --> 00:34:41,085 I bet I could do that job. 373 00:34:41,087 --> 00:34:43,487 Should I talk to Stevie for you? 374 00:34:43,489 --> 00:34:46,690 I don't know. 375 00:34:46,692 --> 00:34:49,125 My friend's been waiting for that job. 376 00:34:49,127 --> 00:34:52,695 Do you want it? 377 00:34:52,697 --> 00:34:54,663 Yeah, I want it. 378 00:34:54,665 --> 00:34:57,132 What would you do to get it? 379 00:35:10,613 --> 00:35:14,414 Hey. Hey. 380 00:35:41,174 --> 00:35:42,873 Empty it. 381 00:35:46,511 --> 00:35:48,611 Go ahead, go ahead. 382 00:36:02,426 --> 00:36:04,392 Mmm. 383 00:36:17,839 --> 00:36:21,873 Rhett, the brand new bartender, quit. 384 00:36:23,610 --> 00:36:25,610 Thinks he's gonna model. 385 00:36:25,612 --> 00:36:28,813 Really? Yeah. 386 00:36:28,815 --> 00:36:32,183 He, uh, met Scavullo, 387 00:36:32,185 --> 00:36:34,585 and he thinks he's got it made. 388 00:36:34,587 --> 00:36:37,620 You're a handsome guy. 389 00:36:39,924 --> 00:36:42,924 Bet you could model if you were a little taller. 390 00:36:46,629 --> 00:36:49,863 You're from Iowa or something, right? 391 00:36:49,865 --> 00:36:51,831 New Jersey. 392 00:36:51,833 --> 00:36:55,568 And now you're rubbing elbows 393 00:36:55,570 --> 00:36:59,371 with the most influential people on the planet. 394 00:36:59,373 --> 00:37:02,340 Not bad for a kid from, uh... 395 00:37:03,810 --> 00:37:07,411 somewhere. New Jersey. Thanks. 396 00:37:11,183 --> 00:37:12,715 No. 397 00:37:15,653 --> 00:37:18,754 It's a new world out there. 398 00:37:18,756 --> 00:37:24,558 Old labels and prejudices don't apply anymore. 399 00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:26,560 Right. Right. 400 00:37:26,562 --> 00:37:31,231 You do a special job for us. Important. 401 00:37:31,233 --> 00:37:36,803 Before you, I only let bartenders deal with Anthony, 402 00:37:36,805 --> 00:37:38,504 but Viv trusts you. 403 00:37:38,506 --> 00:37:43,208 It's a good job. I take it seriously. Yeah. 404 00:37:43,210 --> 00:37:46,744 She also says that you're married to Anita. Yeah. 405 00:37:46,746 --> 00:37:50,214 And that you never go with the other boys. 406 00:37:50,216 --> 00:37:54,851 Yeah. I mean no, I don't, uh-- I'm not gay. 407 00:37:56,654 --> 00:38:00,322 Labels. I'm sorry, I forgot, Mr. Rubell. 408 00:38:00,324 --> 00:38:03,992 "Mister." Oh, I'm "Mister," I'm "Mister." 409 00:38:03,994 --> 00:38:05,994 I'm "Mister." 410 00:38:05,996 --> 00:38:10,298 Oh, that's good. 411 00:38:10,300 --> 00:38:13,400 Well, you know what? I'm not gay either. 412 00:38:19,907 --> 00:38:23,007 I want to suck your cock. 413 00:38:24,744 --> 00:38:27,311 I'm married. 414 00:38:27,313 --> 00:38:30,681 No one gets married at your age, 415 00:38:30,683 --> 00:38:33,583 unless they're trying to prove something. 416 00:38:35,720 --> 00:38:39,888 I have to go. Sorry. Okay? 417 00:38:39,890 --> 00:38:43,924 Bartenders make a lot of this. 418 00:38:45,794 --> 00:38:48,461 I know. Come here. 419 00:38:52,567 --> 00:38:54,567 Come here. 420 00:39:18,958 --> 00:39:22,693 I-- I can't. I'm married, and she's waiting. 421 00:39:22,695 --> 00:39:25,696 You really are that straight. I'm sorry. 422 00:39:25,698 --> 00:39:31,434 No, no, no, no. I-- I respect that. 423 00:39:33,037 --> 00:39:37,039 Let me apologize to you. 424 00:40:11,702 --> 00:40:14,002 You have the body of David 425 00:40:14,004 --> 00:40:18,439 and the face of a Botticelli. 426 00:40:18,441 --> 00:40:20,841 Bottle of what? 427 00:40:20,843 --> 00:40:23,109 Just say thanks, darling. 428 00:40:23,111 --> 00:40:27,546 Thanks. 429 00:40:27,548 --> 00:40:31,917 It's really funky, but I don't know if it's me. 430 00:40:31,919 --> 00:40:33,985 Darling, I don't think you realize what is you. 431 00:40:33,987 --> 00:40:35,653 I just want to look cool when I'm out, 432 00:40:35,655 --> 00:40:38,722 like I'm a New Yorker. 433 00:40:38,724 --> 00:40:42,125 What you are is part of Billie's Big Bang Theory. 434 00:40:45,864 --> 00:40:47,997 Stop it. 435 00:40:47,999 --> 00:40:52,034 I expect you to get to the center of it all, Shane. 436 00:40:52,036 --> 00:40:54,703 Right where you belong. 437 00:40:54,705 --> 00:40:57,505 Okay. 438 00:40:57,507 --> 00:41:00,508 No, it's not "okay", Shane. 439 00:41:00,510 --> 00:41:02,576 If you want something from somebody, 440 00:41:02,578 --> 00:41:04,377 you're gonna have to take it. 441 00:41:04,379 --> 00:41:06,379 But first, find out what they want 442 00:41:06,381 --> 00:41:09,615 and then let them have it. 443 00:41:09,617 --> 00:41:12,584 Who is it? 444 00:41:15,388 --> 00:41:17,020 That oughta be illegal. 445 00:41:47,718 --> 00:41:49,417 May I help you? 446 00:41:52,822 --> 00:41:55,622 Rhett quit... 447 00:41:55,624 --> 00:42:00,426 the job, and I... you know. 448 00:42:01,929 --> 00:42:04,863 Let me get this straight. You want a job. 449 00:42:04,865 --> 00:42:07,531 Shouldn't I be takin' my pants off? 450 00:42:23,847 --> 00:42:27,481 Of course, everyone knows that Rhett is history, 451 00:42:27,483 --> 00:42:31,618 and Shane will take his place. 452 00:42:36,657 --> 00:42:38,623 Well done. 453 00:42:38,625 --> 00:42:41,492 Look at you! 454 00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:06,580 I told you you were a winner. 455 00:43:06,582 --> 00:43:09,883 You did. Bet you'll rule this place by New Year's. 456 00:43:09,885 --> 00:43:11,885 How about a drink on me? 457 00:43:11,887 --> 00:43:15,088 How about the best fuck of your lifetime? 458 00:43:19,860 --> 00:43:23,628 We were both right. Hmm? 459 00:43:23,630 --> 00:43:26,864 I'm too short and I don't suck cock. 460 00:43:26,866 --> 00:43:30,667 Well, there's nothing you can do about being short. 461 00:43:30,669 --> 00:43:32,568 Right. 462 00:43:39,675 --> 00:43:41,741 I'm gonna make us some real money. 463 00:43:41,743 --> 00:43:43,743 I got other ideas. 464 00:43:43,745 --> 00:43:46,845 I name thee "Shane 54." 465 00:43:50,550 --> 00:43:51,882 Come on, guys! 466 00:44:13,967 --> 00:44:16,867 I'm sorry about the job. 467 00:44:16,869 --> 00:44:19,769 I apologize. Hey, Steve screwed me again, okay? 468 00:44:19,771 --> 00:44:23,139 No surprise. 469 00:44:23,141 --> 00:44:25,574 Well, I'll get you in, the next spot that opens up, I promise. 470 00:44:25,576 --> 00:44:29,078 I can do it on my own, okay? 471 00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:33,948 But I wanna help. 472 00:44:33,950 --> 00:44:35,849 You guys are like my family now. 473 00:44:41,889 --> 00:44:44,756 Thanks, man. All right. 474 00:44:49,996 --> 00:44:52,396 But you gotta prove you're into it. 475 00:44:52,398 --> 00:44:54,931 That you'd do anything for it. 476 00:44:54,933 --> 00:44:56,766 No, not me. 477 00:44:58,836 --> 00:45:02,003 All right, listen, man. Do you know how lucky we are? 478 00:45:02,005 --> 00:45:05,906 We're at the center of the entire freakin' universe. You gotta go for it. 479 00:45:05,908 --> 00:45:07,807 I don't care about all of that bull, all right? 480 00:45:07,809 --> 00:45:10,676 I'm there for the money, you know? I'm there for Anita. 481 00:45:10,678 --> 00:45:12,411 Then do it for the money. Do it for Anita. 482 00:45:12,413 --> 00:45:14,880 Let my boss suck my cock for my wife's sake? 483 00:45:14,882 --> 00:45:16,248 That makes tons of sense. 484 00:45:16,250 --> 00:45:17,949 Don't be so literal, man. I'm just sayin', 485 00:45:17,951 --> 00:45:19,450 get in the game. 486 00:45:19,452 --> 00:45:21,819 I'm makin' a home here, Shane. 487 00:45:21,821 --> 00:45:23,854 This is what counts. 488 00:45:26,158 --> 00:45:27,991 All right, suit yourself. 489 00:45:27,993 --> 00:45:30,893 I'm goin' for the palace of wisdom. 490 00:45:30,895 --> 00:45:35,330 Good night. Good morning. 491 00:46:16,837 --> 00:46:19,737 Come on, I want to introduce you to him. 492 00:46:21,474 --> 00:46:23,507 He doesn't want to be photographed tonight. 493 00:46:23,509 --> 00:46:26,229 He doesn't want to be photographed, okay? Okay. Thank you. 494 00:46:48,066 --> 00:46:49,465 Come on. 495 00:46:55,305 --> 00:46:57,538 Stevie, darling, how are you? 496 00:47:06,281 --> 00:47:09,849 Hi, how are you? Hi. 497 00:47:09,851 --> 00:47:13,219 Shane, this is Andy. Oh, hi. 498 00:47:13,221 --> 00:47:15,154 Andy loves it down here, don't you? 499 00:47:15,156 --> 00:47:17,789 Don't you, Andy? Oh, yeah. It's great. 500 00:47:17,791 --> 00:47:21,893 It's really brown. 501 00:47:21,895 --> 00:47:27,064 Write that down, darling. Andy, come here. 502 00:47:30,169 --> 00:47:32,836 Don't mind them, baby. They don't seem to. 503 00:47:37,209 --> 00:47:41,811 He may look like a kid, but he is the best lay in the club. 504 00:47:41,813 --> 00:47:43,512 Fucked me unconscious. 505 00:47:46,283 --> 00:47:50,251 All right, tell me if you know who this is: 506 00:47:50,253 --> 00:47:55,956 "What? When? Where? It's, like, so weird down here. I been--" 507 00:47:55,958 --> 00:47:57,290 Do you know who that is? 508 00:47:57,292 --> 00:48:00,826 A very charming boy. 509 00:48:00,828 --> 00:48:02,928 Thanks. 510 00:48:12,238 --> 00:48:14,204 Relax, kid. 511 00:48:49,134 --> 00:48:50,600 Good morning! 512 00:49:03,179 --> 00:49:05,445 Hi. 513 00:49:05,447 --> 00:49:08,281 Hi. You are? Shane. 514 00:49:08,283 --> 00:49:10,516 Anita, let's go. 515 00:49:15,589 --> 00:49:17,522 I touched her. 516 00:49:17,524 --> 00:49:20,804 So have half the casting directors in New York, honey. 517 00:49:27,465 --> 00:49:28,897 I got it. 518 00:49:34,203 --> 00:49:37,137 And you're in for a treat. 519 00:49:37,139 --> 00:49:39,538 He'll fuck you unconscious. 520 00:50:09,202 --> 00:50:11,668 You're killing me! Later. 521 00:50:13,571 --> 00:50:15,404 Hey. 522 00:50:19,243 --> 00:50:21,443 Ohh! What's wrong? 523 00:50:21,445 --> 00:50:24,525 I started to take a leak and it felt like razor blades. 524 00:50:25,682 --> 00:50:28,315 Uh-oh. What? 525 00:50:28,317 --> 00:50:30,383 Hey, don't tell me that's your first. 526 00:50:30,385 --> 00:50:32,985 My first what? 527 00:50:32,987 --> 00:50:36,388 You got the clap, man. 528 00:50:36,390 --> 00:50:39,090 Shit. Wake up. 529 00:50:43,229 --> 00:50:45,128 Penicillin, huh? 530 00:50:47,699 --> 00:50:51,200 We must be neighbors. I live just-- 531 00:50:51,202 --> 00:50:54,636 Don't worry. Your secret is safe with me. 532 00:50:54,638 --> 00:50:56,704 Shane O'Shea. 533 00:50:56,706 --> 00:51:00,174 Thanks. 534 00:51:04,013 --> 00:51:05,545 Shit. 535 00:51:10,718 --> 00:51:14,486 Thanks, Dottie. It's Mona. 536 00:51:14,488 --> 00:51:17,689 But that's just between you and me too, okay? 537 00:51:17,691 --> 00:51:20,124 Okay. 538 00:51:20,126 --> 00:51:24,761 Grandma, look it. Oh, that's beautiful! 539 00:51:26,131 --> 00:51:29,632 Now, can you say hi to Shane? 540 00:51:29,634 --> 00:51:32,468 Hi. Hi. 541 00:51:32,470 --> 00:51:34,470 Is that a tape recorder? 542 00:51:34,472 --> 00:51:38,507 That's it. All right, let's see. 543 00:51:38,509 --> 00:51:40,208 Well, I'm from Jersey City, 544 00:51:40,210 --> 00:51:43,010 which is close to Bayonne, so you can say that 545 00:51:43,012 --> 00:51:45,345 'cause it sounds better. 546 00:51:45,347 --> 00:51:50,249 And I'm a bartender but I'm really more of an entertainer. 547 00:51:50,251 --> 00:51:53,752 I do impressions, all kinds, really. 548 00:51:53,754 --> 00:51:55,220 I can do anybody. 549 00:51:55,222 --> 00:51:57,021 Just give me a little more... 550 00:51:57,023 --> 00:51:59,623 yeah... there you go. 551 00:51:59,625 --> 00:52:02,359 The magazine guy said I was one of his best models ever. 552 00:52:02,361 --> 00:52:04,194 I said, "put that down." 553 00:52:04,196 --> 00:52:06,796 What, you all a sudden you care about the shit people check? 554 00:52:06,798 --> 00:52:08,731 That is not shit, darling. 555 00:52:08,733 --> 00:52:11,333 That belongs to a very big photographer 556 00:52:11,335 --> 00:52:13,635 who left it in my hands, all right? 557 00:52:13,637 --> 00:52:17,038 Yeah, right, like a big photographer checks his camera. 558 00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:20,641 When you're on that many 'ludes, you check your wife. 559 00:52:25,313 --> 00:52:27,680 Shit! Shane! What? 560 00:52:27,682 --> 00:52:30,449 He's gonna know now. No he's not, look. 561 00:52:30,451 --> 00:52:35,387 What are you doing, you stupid idiot? 562 00:52:35,389 --> 00:52:37,555 Some bitch is out here screaming for her purse. 563 00:52:37,557 --> 00:52:40,157 We got any extras? 564 00:52:40,159 --> 00:52:42,726 Hey, look, Pocahontas, if you didn't come here to work, 565 00:52:42,728 --> 00:52:44,527 you shouldn't have took the shift. 566 00:52:44,529 --> 00:52:46,495 Eat me. 567 00:52:48,065 --> 00:52:50,432 You're too impulsive, Shane. 568 00:52:50,434 --> 00:52:53,735 Way too impulsive. 569 00:52:55,672 --> 00:52:58,272 Ludes, angel dust, 570 00:52:58,274 --> 00:53:00,374 and this-- this is MDA. 571 00:53:00,376 --> 00:53:04,644 This is why the Studio's such a great party. This month, anyhow. 572 00:53:10,484 --> 00:53:12,217 Wait a minute, you deal heroin? 573 00:53:12,219 --> 00:53:15,086 Piss off. I don't deal nothin' addictive, all right? 574 00:53:15,088 --> 00:53:18,422 It's just disco dust-- coke. 575 00:53:18,424 --> 00:53:21,091 Pounds of coke. 576 00:53:21,093 --> 00:53:22,325 My bridge and tunnel shipment. 577 00:53:22,327 --> 00:53:24,260 Mostly speed and laundry detergent, 578 00:53:24,262 --> 00:53:26,829 but you won't need any of that stuff. 579 00:53:26,831 --> 00:53:30,299 Here, give me that. Stop it. 580 00:53:30,301 --> 00:53:32,401 Come on, I wanna help. You guys do everything. 581 00:53:32,403 --> 00:53:34,803 No. 582 00:53:34,805 --> 00:53:36,337 You tryin' to turn me on? 583 00:53:36,339 --> 00:53:38,739 No, I'm trying to cook. Say that again. 584 00:53:38,741 --> 00:53:42,309 What? "Sal de mi cocino." 585 00:53:47,248 --> 00:53:48,747 Come on, let me go. 586 00:53:54,421 --> 00:53:56,187 Oh, I was just after the spoon. 587 00:53:58,457 --> 00:54:00,723 The spoon. 588 00:54:07,664 --> 00:54:10,231 You bastard! 589 00:54:10,233 --> 00:54:13,601 You jealous bastard! You jealous bastard! 590 00:54:13,603 --> 00:54:16,170 Fuck off! 591 00:54:16,172 --> 00:54:20,874 - I told you nothing's going on. - Bullshit! 592 00:54:20,876 --> 00:54:24,644 Greg, baby, you're talking about Shane. 593 00:54:24,646 --> 00:54:27,179 It'd be like doing it with my own brother. 594 00:54:27,181 --> 00:54:29,514 How could you-- How can I? I caught you. 595 00:54:29,516 --> 00:54:34,318 I told you before we got married that I was not your slave. 596 00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:36,153 Right. No smothering, Greg, all right? 597 00:54:36,155 --> 00:54:37,787 - Right! Right! - Right? 598 00:55:04,648 --> 00:55:06,514 Thanks. 599 00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:14,020 You can do it too, man. 600 00:55:14,022 --> 00:55:16,355 Hey, midget, 601 00:55:16,357 --> 00:55:18,757 I hear you've got some choice MDA. 602 00:55:18,759 --> 00:55:21,426 Yeah, 20 each. For you, 25. 603 00:55:21,428 --> 00:55:23,661 Oh, eat me raw, Tom Thumb. 604 00:55:23,663 --> 00:55:27,731 I never pay for my drugs. And I don't take Medicare. 605 00:55:27,733 --> 00:55:31,033 Ooh! Ha, ha, ha. 606 00:55:32,803 --> 00:55:35,069 Hey, hey, you got that 300 you owe me? 607 00:55:35,071 --> 00:55:36,403 It's Romeo's birthday tomorrow. 608 00:55:36,405 --> 00:55:37,904 Catch me later, I promise. 609 00:55:39,874 --> 00:55:42,374 No ticket, no coat. 610 00:55:42,376 --> 00:55:44,642 Just look for it. 611 00:55:44,644 --> 00:55:47,011 Do you know how many black leather jackets with poppers 612 00:55:47,013 --> 00:55:50,047 and a cock ring in the left pocket we got back here? 613 00:55:50,049 --> 00:55:51,915 Seems like you owe everybody money now. 614 00:55:54,953 --> 00:55:56,652 I owe you 50. 615 00:55:56,654 --> 00:55:59,388 No, no, no. Now. 616 00:55:59,390 --> 00:56:02,858 But I... Your boot. 617 00:56:19,340 --> 00:56:21,340 Okay, I want in. Say what? 618 00:56:23,444 --> 00:56:26,111 Ah, sorry, kid. I dunno if you could handle it. 619 00:56:26,113 --> 00:56:29,380 Come on, man. I mean it. Hey... 620 00:56:29,382 --> 00:56:31,502 Greg, come on, please. 621 00:56:33,819 --> 00:56:37,620 Okay, right on. But you're gonna need some capital. 622 00:56:57,141 --> 00:56:58,907 Just a loan. 623 00:57:05,547 --> 00:57:07,146 Thanks, baby. 624 00:57:10,484 --> 00:57:14,986 Sweet meat, sweet meat, give Disco Dottie her funky little treat. 625 00:57:14,988 --> 00:57:18,789 Hey, Atlanta, we need more champagne on the banquette. 626 00:57:18,791 --> 00:57:22,859 Anthony's having a cow. He said we were short a thousand the other night. 627 00:57:22,861 --> 00:57:25,027 Yeah? Yeah. 628 00:57:25,029 --> 00:57:28,797 I got a friend at Xenon who'll put you to work and not bitch about it. 629 00:57:28,799 --> 00:57:32,700 Hey, why don't you go dance, okay? It's slowing down out there. 630 00:57:32,702 --> 00:57:34,935 Yeah, there you go. 631 00:57:44,011 --> 00:57:48,546 What? I'm letting you go. You're fired. 632 00:57:48,548 --> 00:57:50,848 You can't fire me. Why would you want to? 633 00:57:50,850 --> 00:57:54,051 Your sticky little fingers. Didn't you think Anthony would notice? 634 00:57:54,053 --> 00:57:58,488 Notice what? Oh, you're embarrassing yourself. 635 00:57:58,490 --> 00:58:00,022 Here. Your severance. 636 00:58:04,695 --> 00:58:09,531 Stevie, I've worked for you for ten years. 637 00:58:09,533 --> 00:58:11,566 I helped you get your first steak house. 638 00:58:11,568 --> 00:58:14,001 If there's money missing, look someplace else. 639 00:58:14,003 --> 00:58:16,970 I already did, but he's an asset. 640 00:58:19,441 --> 00:58:22,909 You've been here too long. You're... 641 00:58:22,911 --> 00:58:24,877 You're paranoia is getting to me. 642 00:58:24,879 --> 00:58:26,745 Are you saying you know I didn't do it? 643 00:58:26,747 --> 00:58:30,881 Anthony's having a cow, okay? And somebody's head has to roll. 644 00:58:30,883 --> 00:58:33,149 Fuck! 645 00:58:38,956 --> 00:58:42,724 What're you talkin'? Talkin' bout scruples, man. 646 00:58:42,726 --> 00:58:45,226 You should talk, who got me into party favors? 647 00:58:45,228 --> 00:58:47,962 That's just for the dough. I ain't doin' everything else. 648 00:58:47,964 --> 00:58:49,997 I ain't doin' everything neither. 649 00:58:49,999 --> 00:58:52,032 Shit, man. I got plenty of scruples. 650 00:58:52,034 --> 00:58:53,867 Yeah, when they're convenient. 651 00:58:53,869 --> 00:58:58,137 Listen, I've been in Interview Magazine. 652 00:58:58,139 --> 00:59:01,039 I ate breakfast with Cheryl Teague. 653 00:59:01,041 --> 00:59:04,542 I stood on the terrace of a Park Avenue penthouse 654 00:59:04,544 --> 00:59:07,578 and watched the fuckin' sunrise over Midtown naked. 655 00:59:07,580 --> 00:59:09,947 You see what I'm saying? No. 656 00:59:09,949 --> 00:59:12,215 I'm saying I'm getting closer and closer. 657 00:59:12,217 --> 00:59:14,817 I can almost touch it. Touch what? 658 00:59:16,554 --> 00:59:18,520 Everything. 659 00:59:20,557 --> 00:59:22,189 Just everything. 660 00:59:40,208 --> 00:59:42,107 Where's the article? 661 01:00:13,239 --> 01:00:16,006 I just wanna know you're all right. 662 01:00:19,011 --> 01:00:20,844 Thanks. 663 01:00:23,648 --> 01:00:26,915 You know what? We should... 664 01:00:26,917 --> 01:00:30,151 No, forget it. We should what? 665 01:00:30,153 --> 01:00:34,555 Nothin'. Come on, we should what? 666 01:00:34,557 --> 01:00:39,092 Billy invited me to this dinner at Liz Vangelder's house. 667 01:00:39,094 --> 01:00:43,662 There's gonna be all these entertainer people there. 668 01:00:43,664 --> 01:00:45,664 And? 669 01:00:45,666 --> 01:00:49,834 And I'm goin'. Alone? 670 01:00:49,836 --> 01:00:53,137 Do you wanna go? Yes, I want to go. 671 01:00:53,139 --> 01:00:55,339 What do you mean, "you wanna go? Are you serious?" 672 01:00:55,341 --> 01:00:57,874 Settle down. Would you take me? 673 01:00:57,876 --> 01:00:59,742 Yeah. Yes! 674 01:01:19,259 --> 01:01:21,225 What is it? 675 01:01:25,597 --> 01:01:28,731 Hi. I'm Shane. This is Anita. We're Billie's friends. 676 01:01:28,733 --> 01:01:32,634 Yes, of course. I'm Liz Vangelder. 677 01:01:32,636 --> 01:01:35,370 Well, the nightlife here is amusing enough, I suppose, 678 01:01:35,372 --> 01:01:41,174 but believe me, nothing compared with London in the swinging '60s. 679 01:01:41,176 --> 01:01:44,110 - Come on. - Where'd you find them? 680 01:01:44,112 --> 01:01:48,147 L'universite de cinquante-quatre. 681 01:01:48,149 --> 01:01:51,283 54. 682 01:01:51,285 --> 01:01:55,954 The bartender at 54. Oh, you sly puss. 683 01:01:55,956 --> 01:01:58,957 Bringing the bartender to table. 684 01:01:58,959 --> 01:02:01,993 Tsk. Steve is holding auditions for a New Year's act. 685 01:02:01,995 --> 01:02:06,831 A new New Year's act. He says he wants something fresh. 686 01:02:06,833 --> 01:02:09,767 Ain't nobody as fresh as me. 687 01:02:09,769 --> 01:02:12,369 I might even have a tape with me, you know, in my purse. 688 01:02:12,371 --> 01:02:14,104 Really? Yeah. 689 01:02:14,106 --> 01:02:17,040 Good. I have a tape deck in my limo. 690 01:02:17,042 --> 01:02:18,875 Take me anyway. 691 01:02:18,877 --> 01:02:21,878 You know, I can do a really good impression-- 692 01:02:21,880 --> 01:02:27,783 I've got it. You have the essence of Errol Flynn. Hmm? 693 01:02:32,089 --> 01:02:35,049 Who? Darling, you know who Errol Flynn is. 694 01:02:36,726 --> 01:02:41,028 Oh, yeah. Arrow Flint, right. 695 01:02:43,699 --> 01:02:49,268 You know, you are the most gorgeous troglodyte I have ever seen. 696 01:02:49,270 --> 01:02:51,436 Thanks. 697 01:02:57,076 --> 01:03:00,243 I don't know who the fuck Arrow Flint is either, 698 01:03:00,245 --> 01:03:03,379 but don't you know what a troglodyte is? 699 01:03:03,381 --> 01:03:06,782 Yeah, it's like a diamond. 700 01:03:06,784 --> 01:03:10,418 No, Shane. A troglodyte is like a caveman. 701 01:03:10,420 --> 01:03:13,320 He called you a caveman. 702 01:03:13,322 --> 01:03:16,122 And that makes me a cavewoman. 703 01:03:18,359 --> 01:03:21,726 Anita, are you ready? 704 01:03:23,930 --> 01:03:26,997 Yeah, in a minute. 705 01:03:26,999 --> 01:03:30,800 What are you doing? He's giving me a break. 706 01:03:33,304 --> 01:03:36,104 And, Shane, lay off. 707 01:04:00,859 --> 01:04:03,893 Did you hear Romeo's quitting? Say what? 708 01:04:03,895 --> 01:04:06,962 On New Years'. Can you say something to Steve for me? 709 01:04:06,964 --> 01:04:10,031 Yeah, yes. Sure as shit, man. 710 01:04:10,033 --> 01:04:12,767 Yeah? Yeah, I promise. I promise. 711 01:04:12,769 --> 01:04:14,235 Choice. 712 01:04:14,237 --> 01:04:18,272 Merry Christmas, you cunts. 713 01:05:33,539 --> 01:05:35,171 Ladies and gentlemen, 714 01:05:35,173 --> 01:05:40,376 a Christmas present from me to you. 715 01:05:40,378 --> 01:05:43,679 Every night I think about staying home. 716 01:05:43,681 --> 01:05:49,350 But then I come to my senses and give myself a good kick in the ass. 717 01:06:11,570 --> 01:06:15,705 Oh, morning music. Who wants to dance? 718 01:06:15,707 --> 01:06:18,307 Me! Come on, everybody. Let's go upstairs. 719 01:06:18,309 --> 01:06:21,276 Come on, let's go! It's boring down here. 720 01:06:21,278 --> 01:06:24,045 At least upstairs it's still snowing. 721 01:06:26,315 --> 01:06:29,282 I like it when it's boring. 722 01:06:47,668 --> 01:06:50,468 This is great down here, huh? 723 01:06:50,470 --> 01:06:52,536 Usually I hate Christmas. 724 01:06:52,538 --> 01:06:55,238 Me too. 725 01:06:56,741 --> 01:06:58,974 Watching everybody's family celebrate. 726 01:06:58,976 --> 01:07:01,142 All I had was my aunt. 727 01:07:01,144 --> 01:07:05,713 And she gave me a pair of socks and call it a night. 728 01:07:05,715 --> 01:07:09,049 Yeah, my family would be glued to "It's a Wonderful Life" 729 01:07:09,051 --> 01:07:11,351 or something phony like that. 730 01:07:12,987 --> 01:07:14,753 I always thought Christmas should be banned. 731 01:07:14,755 --> 01:07:17,756 Same here. We're in sync, man. 732 01:07:17,758 --> 01:07:19,390 Right on. 733 01:07:22,161 --> 01:07:26,129 The only other person that I ever felt in sync with my entire life 734 01:07:26,131 --> 01:07:28,664 was Anita. 735 01:07:28,666 --> 01:07:32,200 You're lucky. 736 01:07:32,202 --> 01:07:34,668 So is she. 737 01:07:36,505 --> 01:07:38,538 What? 738 01:07:38,540 --> 01:07:40,039 You got her, she's got you. 739 01:07:40,041 --> 01:07:43,108 And you got us. 740 01:07:43,110 --> 01:07:44,609 Most of all, you got you. 741 01:07:44,611 --> 01:07:48,145 I mean, you're somebody. 742 01:07:49,448 --> 01:07:52,014 You're "Shane 54." 743 01:07:59,689 --> 01:08:02,289 Don't cry, man. 744 01:08:02,291 --> 01:08:05,258 You're the lucky one, don't you get it? 745 01:08:09,097 --> 01:08:12,098 I would give anything to be in your shoes. 746 01:09:05,180 --> 01:09:07,346 Come on. Lay off. 747 01:09:07,348 --> 01:09:11,817 Let's get out of here. 748 01:09:11,819 --> 01:09:14,386 Fuck off. I'm not your slave! 749 01:09:32,171 --> 01:09:35,272 You two were down there an awful long time. 750 01:09:37,142 --> 01:09:39,542 ¶ This new joy that we've found 751 01:09:53,256 --> 01:09:55,356 You know, I told him before we got married. 752 01:09:55,358 --> 01:09:57,424 I told him what the deal was. 753 01:09:57,426 --> 01:09:59,826 I said, "I love you, but I need my freedom. 754 01:09:59,828 --> 01:10:03,229 I need to have fun. Maybe not forever, but for now." 755 01:10:03,231 --> 01:10:07,700 And he said, "Okay, okay, whatever you need. 756 01:10:07,702 --> 01:10:09,735 I want you to be free." 757 01:10:09,737 --> 01:10:15,673 My ass! I could kill him when he fuckin' gets like this. 758 01:10:15,675 --> 01:10:18,035 I could just kill him. 759 01:10:22,681 --> 01:10:24,747 What's wrong? 760 01:11:07,355 --> 01:11:11,256 Shane, Shane, stop. Shane, Shane. 761 01:11:11,258 --> 01:11:13,725 Let him watch. It's his bathroom. 762 01:11:39,384 --> 01:11:43,919 The Dow Jones continued its slide today, bringing the drop to 90 points. 763 01:11:43,921 --> 01:11:45,620 The news from Washington-- 764 01:11:55,697 --> 01:11:58,831 Hey! God, where have you been? 765 01:11:58,833 --> 01:12:02,568 It's great to see you, Gracie! Those for us? 766 01:12:02,570 --> 01:12:05,771 Whoa! Tinsel teeth! Thanks to you. 767 01:12:05,773 --> 01:12:08,373 I shouldn't have took your money. Let's go in. I'm freezing. 768 01:12:08,375 --> 01:12:13,611 Whoa, nice car! Is it yours? I'm famous, you know. 769 01:12:13,613 --> 01:12:16,780 Yeah, I know. We saw you in the paper, dancin' with some old lady. 770 01:12:16,782 --> 01:12:20,316 And I read that Princess Grace showed up there too. 771 01:12:20,318 --> 01:12:23,752 Did you tell her about us? I was off that night. 772 01:12:23,754 --> 01:12:27,288 Oh. Come on. I'm starved. 773 01:12:27,290 --> 01:12:30,457 Why don't we go for a ride? No one's home, anyway. What? 774 01:12:30,459 --> 01:12:32,659 They-- They went to Aunt Mary's. 775 01:12:41,335 --> 01:12:43,001 Ricko's aunt got into the Studio one night 776 01:12:43,003 --> 01:12:45,336 and she told Dad she saw you putting somethin' up your nose. 777 01:12:45,338 --> 01:12:48,505 She's such a liar! Right? 778 01:12:48,507 --> 01:12:51,307 Hey, maybe you can come in after I talk 'em into it. 779 01:12:51,309 --> 01:12:53,876 No, thanks! But-- But, Shane! 780 01:13:10,327 --> 01:13:12,593 Don't make him right about you, Shane. 781 01:13:12,595 --> 01:13:14,661 There's nothin' wrong with this stuff, Gracie. 782 01:13:14,663 --> 01:13:18,031 He drinks. It's the same thing. Good. 783 01:13:18,033 --> 01:13:19,732 I wanna try one of these. 784 01:14:08,449 --> 01:14:10,849 Could I get a cappuccino, please? 785 01:14:10,851 --> 01:14:13,517 Excuse me? 786 01:14:17,055 --> 01:14:19,055 Wrong side of the river. 787 01:14:19,057 --> 01:14:21,891 Hey! Shh! 788 01:14:21,893 --> 01:14:24,894 Hi! 789 01:14:24,896 --> 01:14:27,562 I'm Shane. We met at the-- Yeah. I know who you are. 790 01:14:29,732 --> 01:14:32,965 Uh, would you mind-- Could I-- 791 01:14:34,601 --> 01:14:36,500 Sure. 792 01:14:49,047 --> 01:14:52,782 Uh, what are you doin' out here? 793 01:14:52,784 --> 01:14:56,452 Spending the week with my parents. 794 01:14:56,454 --> 01:14:59,087 Yeah. You look like you crawled out from under a rock. 795 01:14:59,089 --> 01:15:01,656 Well. 796 01:15:01,658 --> 01:15:03,924 It hasn't been the greatest homecoming. 797 01:15:03,926 --> 01:15:06,159 I see. 798 01:15:06,161 --> 01:15:09,061 Hey, waitress! Two cups of coffee, please. 799 01:15:09,063 --> 01:15:10,962 When in Rome. 800 01:15:17,603 --> 01:15:19,803 It's a whole 'nother world, huh? 801 01:15:19,805 --> 01:15:22,438 You'll learn. Two languages, two sets of clothes, 802 01:15:22,440 --> 01:15:24,940 two sets of friends. 803 01:15:24,942 --> 01:15:26,975 You kept your friends out here? Well, no. 804 01:15:26,977 --> 01:15:29,177 Actually, the clothes were a lot easier. 805 01:15:30,846 --> 01:15:36,049 It's insane, isn't it? 806 01:15:36,051 --> 01:15:39,552 I mean, Manhattan is a whole 'nother problem. Up one minute, down the next. 807 01:15:39,554 --> 01:15:42,874 The story of my life, one thousand percent. Two thousand percent. 808 01:15:51,665 --> 01:15:54,465 You know, I've had so much coffee, I'm ready to take flight. 809 01:16:08,714 --> 01:16:11,981 Hold on. 810 01:16:13,718 --> 01:16:16,552 So you remember today. 811 01:16:20,691 --> 01:16:23,224 Thank you. 812 01:16:37,706 --> 01:16:39,173 Whoa. 813 01:16:39,175 --> 01:16:40,874 Who'd have thought? Huh? 814 01:16:42,744 --> 01:16:44,310 You were so sweet. 815 01:16:59,959 --> 01:17:01,892 Oops. 816 01:17:08,032 --> 01:17:10,232 Steve! 817 01:17:10,234 --> 01:17:11,900 Mark, come on. 818 01:17:11,902 --> 01:17:13,601 I've been here every holiday. It's New Year's Eve. 819 01:17:13,603 --> 01:17:15,169 Go home, honey. 820 01:17:18,741 --> 01:17:22,209 Come on, let me in. You again? No, no, no. You look horrible. 821 01:17:22,211 --> 01:17:24,691 What are you, James Caan? You can't come in here. 822 01:17:25,013 --> 01:17:29,181 Greg! Hey, man, it's great to see you. 823 01:17:29,183 --> 01:17:31,650 But I thought you quit. 824 01:17:31,652 --> 01:17:35,620 No way. I couldn't miss Anita tonight. 825 01:17:35,622 --> 01:17:39,123 Plus, I should meet up with my very-possibly girlfriend. 826 01:17:39,125 --> 01:17:44,228 Girlfriend. Is that where you've been? Yeah. 827 01:17:44,230 --> 01:17:46,964 Julie Black, man! Bullshit! 828 01:17:46,966 --> 01:17:52,069 I'm not jivin' you, I swear. That's great, man. 829 01:17:52,071 --> 01:17:55,272 Hey, look. I gotta go find Anthony. You need any party materials? 830 01:17:55,274 --> 01:17:57,974 No, thanks. Not tonight. 831 01:17:57,976 --> 01:17:59,642 Okay. 832 01:17:59,644 --> 01:18:02,811 All right, it's not all of it, but-- 833 01:18:02,813 --> 01:18:05,146 I don't want your money. 834 01:18:05,148 --> 01:18:06,714 Technically it's yours. 835 01:18:07,883 --> 01:18:09,782 See? 836 01:18:09,784 --> 01:18:11,917 I knew I could trust you. 837 01:18:14,021 --> 01:18:17,088 By the way, Herb saw your photograph in Interview 838 01:18:17,090 --> 01:18:21,292 and he wants to put you in his calendar. 839 01:18:21,294 --> 01:18:23,694 I don't know. 840 01:18:23,696 --> 01:18:25,696 I'm not into nudies anymore. 841 01:18:25,698 --> 01:18:27,397 I'm thinkin' of tryin' other stuff. 842 01:18:27,399 --> 01:18:30,366 Really? Like what? 843 01:18:30,368 --> 01:18:32,201 Somethin', I don't know. Maybe I'll be a photographer. 844 01:18:32,203 --> 01:18:34,303 I've been around enough cameras. 845 01:18:34,305 --> 01:18:36,738 When you can't learn how to come home at night, you're moving out. 846 01:18:36,740 --> 01:18:40,041 It's my apartment! What's wrong with everybody tonight? 847 01:18:40,043 --> 01:18:43,243 Honest to God, I hate the holidays. 848 01:19:12,303 --> 01:19:15,904 Remember what happens tomorrow? 849 01:19:15,906 --> 01:19:17,472 It's a new decade, turkey. 850 01:19:17,474 --> 01:19:20,041 The new bartender gets announced. 851 01:19:20,043 --> 01:19:23,110 Oh, right. Heck yeah. It's looking good for you for sure, man. 852 01:19:23,112 --> 01:19:27,114 Really? You talk to Steve? Choice. 853 01:19:27,116 --> 01:19:28,949 Hey, Shane. 854 01:19:28,951 --> 01:19:32,986 What happened on Christmas Eve? Just forget it. 855 01:19:32,988 --> 01:19:35,388 Hey, if you ever need anything, you let me know, okay? 856 01:19:35,390 --> 01:19:37,322 I'm there for you. 857 01:19:40,126 --> 01:19:42,726 I love you, man. 858 01:19:42,728 --> 01:19:45,261 I love you too. 859 01:19:50,500 --> 01:19:53,334 Hey, hey. 860 01:19:53,336 --> 01:19:55,135 I have to talk to you-- 861 01:19:55,137 --> 01:19:58,004 Your fairy tale wish just came true. 862 01:19:58,006 --> 01:19:59,872 I've got a very special job for you tonight. 863 01:19:59,874 --> 01:20:02,774 All right, but I-- Grace Kelly's coming, 864 01:20:02,776 --> 01:20:05,743 and I want you to take care of her. 865 01:20:05,745 --> 01:20:09,113 No shit! Yes, but try not to say "shit" around her, okay? 866 01:20:09,115 --> 01:20:12,516 She is from Philly, but I don't think she does that anymore. 867 01:20:12,518 --> 01:20:15,185 No, not tonight. Not tonight! 868 01:20:15,187 --> 01:20:18,253 Never, never, never come to me like that! 869 01:20:21,825 --> 01:20:23,324 Are you sleepin'? 870 01:20:25,227 --> 01:20:28,027 Is Gracie there? 871 01:20:28,029 --> 01:20:30,195 Well, tell her I'm gonna meet Princess Grace tonight. 872 01:20:30,197 --> 01:20:33,464 No kidding! No way! 873 01:20:33,466 --> 01:20:36,366 You need a hand, Mister, uh, Steve? 874 01:20:36,368 --> 01:20:37,967 Oh, yeah, please. 875 01:20:37,969 --> 01:20:40,903 Yeah, the cat's blocking the door. 876 01:20:40,905 --> 01:20:45,273 "Gato blocko porto." 877 01:20:47,977 --> 01:20:51,411 Yeah, over there is good with the cat. 878 01:20:51,413 --> 01:20:53,913 Kitty cat. 879 01:20:53,915 --> 01:20:56,882 Shane said he talked to you about the new bartender spot. 880 01:20:56,884 --> 01:20:58,550 No, no. 881 01:21:02,389 --> 01:21:06,357 That little body of yours doesn't quit, does it? 882 01:21:06,359 --> 01:21:09,860 You're a boxer or somethin', right? 883 01:21:09,862 --> 01:21:12,896 Wrestler. Wrestler. 884 01:21:49,900 --> 01:21:54,402 Good. You're awake. 885 01:21:54,404 --> 01:21:56,837 You don't want to-- No, no. 886 01:21:56,839 --> 01:21:59,472 But you know what? I wouldn't mind 887 01:21:59,474 --> 01:22:03,008 watching you and your wife, Anita-- 888 01:22:03,010 --> 01:22:07,412 watching you two wrestle around a little. 889 01:22:11,851 --> 01:22:13,984 Come on. Hey, hey, hey. 890 01:22:13,986 --> 01:22:19,489 She didn't mind putting on a show for me with Shane, 891 01:22:19,491 --> 01:22:22,558 banging away in the bathroom on Christmas Eve. 892 01:22:22,560 --> 01:22:24,359 You would've been proud, it was a good show. 893 01:22:24,361 --> 01:22:28,996 All right, I know I screwed up a lot last year. 894 01:22:28,998 --> 01:22:32,866 But I want to start all over, all new 895 01:22:32,868 --> 01:22:37,203 and I wanna be your friend, just your friend. 896 01:22:37,205 --> 01:22:39,204 Friends? 897 01:22:42,142 --> 01:22:44,108 Aah! 898 01:22:44,110 --> 01:22:45,309 Happy New Year! 899 01:22:57,956 --> 01:22:59,488 Greg! 900 01:22:59,490 --> 01:23:01,256 Greg, what are you doing? 901 01:23:01,258 --> 01:23:03,491 Oh, my God. 902 01:23:03,493 --> 01:23:05,893 Have you gone crazy? Greg! 903 01:23:08,898 --> 01:23:10,297 What the fuck is wrong with you? 904 01:23:10,299 --> 01:23:12,999 I let you into my family and you fucked my wife! 905 01:23:26,479 --> 01:23:27,911 Fuck. 906 01:23:27,913 --> 01:23:30,446 It's over. 907 01:23:32,983 --> 01:23:35,383 Don't. 908 01:23:35,385 --> 01:23:37,465 Just stay away from me. 909 01:23:49,664 --> 01:23:53,232 Hey! It's Errol Flynn! 910 01:23:53,234 --> 01:23:57,102 It's great to see you, man. I've been callin' but I-- H-H-Hold on. 911 01:23:57,104 --> 01:24:01,539 My date's being crushed like a grape. 912 01:24:01,541 --> 01:24:03,240 Hi. 913 01:24:03,242 --> 01:24:05,523 I wondered if I'd see you. 914 01:24:16,487 --> 01:24:19,020 Some of us are going back to Roland's place later. 915 01:24:19,022 --> 01:24:21,222 He wants to know, you wanna join us? 916 01:24:22,458 --> 01:24:24,698 Actually, it'll just be us three. 917 01:24:55,590 --> 01:24:57,022 More. 918 01:24:57,024 --> 01:24:59,057 I think you've had enough, darling. 919 01:24:59,059 --> 01:25:00,758 More! 920 01:25:33,121 --> 01:25:35,521 Some paid a lot of money for this. 921 01:25:42,229 --> 01:25:44,128 Happy New Year, baby. 922 01:26:05,516 --> 01:26:07,782 Sweet meat, sweet meat... 923 01:26:13,655 --> 01:26:16,689 Give me your hands, hun. 924 01:26:16,691 --> 01:26:18,723 Take a deep breath. 925 01:26:21,494 --> 01:26:23,527 Everything's fine. 926 01:26:27,833 --> 01:26:31,567 There you go, Shaney. 927 01:26:34,338 --> 01:26:38,340 Ten. Nine. Eight. Seven. Six. 928 01:26:38,342 --> 01:26:42,510 Five. Four. Three. Two. One! 929 01:26:42,512 --> 01:26:45,179 Happy New Year! 930 01:26:48,217 --> 01:26:50,717 Okay. 931 01:26:54,823 --> 01:27:00,493 First, I want to tell you all something... 932 01:27:00,495 --> 01:27:02,615 that most of you already know. 933 01:27:05,798 --> 01:27:07,330 I love you. 934 01:27:07,332 --> 01:27:09,932 - Yeah! - Love you too, Steve! 935 01:27:14,605 --> 01:27:18,306 Ahh! 936 01:27:18,308 --> 01:27:24,211 Secondly, there have been a few little rumors floating around... 937 01:27:24,213 --> 01:27:25,545 about me and a certain government agency. 938 01:27:25,547 --> 01:27:28,848 But rest assured, that's all taken care of. 939 01:27:28,850 --> 01:27:31,417 Just try and tangle with me! 940 01:27:31,419 --> 01:27:34,920 Right on, Steve! 941 01:27:34,922 --> 01:27:39,925 And now, I want to introduce to you a brand new talent, 942 01:27:39,927 --> 01:27:42,327 a talent for the '80s that I discovered 943 01:27:42,329 --> 01:27:43,828 in the coatroom, believe it or not. 944 01:27:43,830 --> 01:27:47,598 Please welcome... Anita! 945 01:29:38,757 --> 01:29:41,924 Yeah! 946 01:29:51,701 --> 01:29:54,401 Sing it with me! 947 01:30:12,017 --> 01:30:16,919 You better get someone. 948 01:30:21,357 --> 01:30:22,856 Turn on the lights! 949 01:30:29,530 --> 01:30:30,495 Dottie? 950 01:30:32,665 --> 01:30:34,564 Dottie. 951 01:30:38,769 --> 01:30:40,668 Mona? 952 01:31:07,995 --> 01:31:09,794 - Get an ambulance. - Get her up. 953 01:31:09,796 --> 01:31:11,996 You got her? 954 01:31:13,566 --> 01:31:15,098 - Careful! - Let them through! 955 01:31:17,035 --> 01:31:19,668 Let's clear a path here, people, please. 956 01:31:43,959 --> 01:31:47,593 Hey, hey, hey! 957 01:31:47,595 --> 01:31:49,928 Princess Grace is here, and she's thirsty. 958 01:31:49,930 --> 01:31:51,930 What? This way. You're on. Come on! 959 01:31:51,932 --> 01:31:56,900 Shaney! Shaney, it's been a mean night, okay? 960 01:31:56,902 --> 01:32:00,136 I'll cry about it tomorrow. I will. 961 01:32:00,138 --> 01:32:02,605 But tonight, the show must go on. Let's go. 962 01:32:02,607 --> 01:32:05,207 I-I-I can't talk to anybody! 963 01:32:05,209 --> 01:32:09,578 We did it to her! This place did! Hey! Come on! 964 01:32:09,580 --> 01:32:13,815 You can't blame yourself 'cause she couldn't handle her drugs. 965 01:32:13,817 --> 01:32:16,517 Come on. Let's go. Come on. Come on. 966 01:32:16,519 --> 01:32:19,520 It'll calm you down. Come on. Take it. 967 01:32:19,522 --> 01:32:22,923 This isn't right. Princess Grace is here. 968 01:32:22,925 --> 01:32:25,859 Okay? Princess Grace. 969 01:32:25,861 --> 01:32:29,796 We lost a friend tonight! No, no, no. I lost a friend tonight. 970 01:32:29,798 --> 01:32:32,131 No offense, but you were just another pretty face to her. 971 01:32:32,133 --> 01:32:34,166 She was my friend. She was completely nearsighted. 972 01:32:34,168 --> 01:32:35,967 She couldn't tell one of you from the next. 973 01:32:35,969 --> 01:32:38,329 Now get it together. Get downstairs. 974 01:32:38,671 --> 01:32:40,504 Hey! 975 01:32:40,506 --> 01:32:43,807 Don't forget how replaceable you are, Little Lord Fauntleroy. 976 01:32:43,809 --> 01:32:46,543 Try tellin' them that, Stevie. 977 01:32:46,545 --> 01:32:49,145 Remember, I'm one of New York's finest. I'm Shane 54. 978 01:32:49,147 --> 01:32:51,614 Oh. 979 01:32:51,616 --> 01:32:54,750 Like there wasn't a Gabriel 54 and a Rhett 54. 980 01:32:54,752 --> 01:32:58,120 Bullshit. Oh, no. 981 01:32:58,122 --> 01:33:02,924 Don't tell me that's the first time you ever read an Interview magazine. 982 01:33:02,926 --> 01:33:06,260 Oh, no! 983 01:33:06,262 --> 01:33:07,961 Fuck you! 984 01:33:09,698 --> 01:33:11,698 You troglodyte. 985 01:33:11,700 --> 01:33:13,700 Hey, where you goin'? Huh? 986 01:33:13,702 --> 01:33:15,668 The door's that way! He's out! 987 01:33:25,712 --> 01:33:28,078 I love you. 988 01:33:29,881 --> 01:33:31,947 Brilliant. 989 01:33:31,949 --> 01:33:35,150 Let's go, sweetie. We have to get some pictures before the ambulance arrives. 990 01:33:35,152 --> 01:33:37,919 Anita... This is your chance, mon petit. 991 01:33:47,062 --> 01:33:51,897 Greg, I'll be right back, okay? 992 01:33:52,933 --> 01:33:55,033 I promise. 993 01:33:59,139 --> 01:34:03,007 Who are you? 994 01:34:10,048 --> 01:34:14,016 Greg, you gotta get outta here. 995 01:34:14,018 --> 01:34:17,152 Listen, I'm sorry about what happened. 996 01:34:17,154 --> 01:34:19,554 I've been a big fuckin' scrupulous shithead. 997 01:34:19,556 --> 01:34:22,189 Right now, I'm tryin' to help you, man. 998 01:34:22,191 --> 01:34:24,558 Buck, where's Steve? 999 01:34:30,064 --> 01:34:32,097 They're here. 1000 01:34:32,099 --> 01:34:34,999 Shane. 1001 01:34:35,001 --> 01:34:38,202 I-I-I knew you'd come to your senses, meine kleine Shane. 1002 01:34:38,204 --> 01:34:40,003 I went downstairs to get my keys, 1003 01:34:40,005 --> 01:34:41,571 and they're raiding the office. 1004 01:34:49,012 --> 01:34:51,045 Even from here, those suits look cheap. 1005 01:34:55,151 --> 01:34:59,018 Steve. Aren't you gonna get out of here? 1006 01:35:02,123 --> 01:35:03,956 Where would I go? 1007 01:35:12,364 --> 01:35:15,365 Let's go, Shane. 1008 01:35:15,367 --> 01:35:18,167 What are you guys doin'? Steve wants you out! 1009 01:35:18,169 --> 01:35:21,303 Get off of me! Yo, Billy! Come on! 1010 01:35:21,305 --> 01:35:23,705 You're pissin' me off, Shane. Greg, help me! 1011 01:35:23,707 --> 01:35:26,040 Come on! 1012 01:35:27,209 --> 01:35:29,275 Shit! 1013 01:35:36,650 --> 01:35:40,118 Come on, guys! 1014 01:35:40,120 --> 01:35:43,087 Get outta here. 1015 01:35:43,089 --> 01:35:46,223 I gotta get my wallet! Get outta here. 1016 01:35:47,759 --> 01:35:50,225 Keep moving. 1017 01:35:54,663 --> 01:35:56,029 Steve! Steve! 1018 01:35:58,900 --> 01:36:00,833 Hey, these handcuffs are too tight! 1019 01:36:02,871 --> 01:36:05,152 Put your head down, get in there. Get in the car. 1020 01:36:05,873 --> 01:36:07,272 Huh? 1021 01:36:07,274 --> 01:36:09,307 Make a statement, Steve. 1022 01:36:09,309 --> 01:36:10,908 What happened? 1023 01:36:50,782 --> 01:36:53,382 Hey, hey! 1024 01:36:59,923 --> 01:37:05,259 If you two didn't look like such dorks, I think I'd be jealous. 1025 01:37:10,065 --> 01:37:12,031 No smothering. 1026 01:37:15,970 --> 01:37:19,004 Shane! 1027 01:37:23,575 --> 01:37:26,175 You want a ride? 1028 01:37:28,579 --> 01:37:30,699 Nobody else, it's just me. 1029 01:37:40,223 --> 01:37:43,023 No thanks.